Healthcare Is a Lemon and I Want My Money Back

Warning: this is a parody. I did not write this, I copied Meatloaf and changed a few of the words.

I want my money back
I want my money back
It's all or nothing
And nothing's all I ever get
Every time I asked for help
They burn me up and burn me out
It's always something
There's always something going wrong
That's the only guarantee
That's what this is all about
It's a never ending attack
Everything's a lie, and that's a fact
Healthcare is a lemon and I want my money back!
And all the morons
And all the stooges with their needles
They're the ones who follow the rules
It's not a game, it's just a fraud
There's desperation
There's desperation in the air
It leaves scars all over your brain
And no treatment gets it out
And we're always slipping through the the cracks
Then the movie's over, fade to black
Healthcare is a lemon and I want my money back!
I want my money back